Wednesday, January 23, 2008

How To Tear Up Any Ohio Sports Fan With Eaze

Its no secret I like to post on the freep.com from time to time. Well yesterday a poster by the name of CLE23 an Ohio fan came on and poster this:

by the way,
the pistons are just awful this year. you guys will never beat Lebron James and the Cavs again. First, this dump of a basketball team called the knicks ran it up on you losers. then you guys lose to the magic and give up 102 points. I guess the pistons dont want to play defense anymore. oh well, it wouldnt matter anyways. Lebron torched the pistons in game 5 and could do it at will anytime he wants. Remember that game losers? it's a proven fact.

pistons are losers.

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then he posted this:

Is it true that Mike Hart is eating at a homeless shelter? Boy, i guess a michigan education will only get you as far as the boosters are willing to pay.

Well being the Detroit fan that I am, I wasn't going to let this troll get over on us. I came at him hard and came back with this post:

CLE23,

I've never been on any site having to do with Ohio sports team and posted so I guess you must be worried or care a lot about our teams, thanks. Now lets review the past for the Ohio sports teams shall we -

Indians blow the series to the Red Sox

Clevland gets swept in the finals

OSU gets beat a second straight time and no big ten team may ever be invited to the championship game again.

The Browns get edged out of the playoffs after the Titans beat a second string Colts team that had all of its starters on the bench.

King Lebron will also be in New York when he is ready to leave the "mistake by the lake". Wasn't he wearing a Yankee cap in the playoffs??

Yeah you've made it to the big games and gotten your ass handed to you each time. Real great. At least we have a few championships in pro sports over the last 30 years or so, while you can only point to one lonely NCAA National Title.

To top it all off your housing market is probably the worst in the nation after being scammed by lenders. Your property value has falling even more than that of Michigan, ouch!!!

I would shoot myself if I grew up in Ohio after the way your year went.

Never saw another post from him after that. If you see another Ohio fan trying to put down Michigan and its sports teams just point out the facts that they are the best choke artist in sports history and they will leave you alone. Enough said.

UPDATE: Almost forgot to give Ohio some more credit for being the king of second. Last year the OSU basketball team took runner up to the Florida Gators and that douche bag Joakim Noah. Then Greg and Mike Jr. went off to the NBA and OSU went back to the mediocre team it has always been.

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