Finally!

Well I gotta go and fill my flask errr fake binoculars up for the games tonight and hit the road (I'm not driving). Have a good weekend and hopefully all the games will come down to the final minutes and some great last second shots.

Watch your step Grandps!


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Not sure if this is real or fake, you be the judge


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I really don't know what Andrew Bogut is doing here, maybe its his kiss to his wife like Jason Kidd does?



Here is how to teach people never to pull a prank on you



Finally a classic prank for ya

One More Day

Until the games are played at Ford Field. I will be cheering on Xavier in the mean time.

Until then here are the vids.

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Watch your face buddy



In cased you missed it, heres the longest goal in NHL history



Here is an Arizona Cardinals player jumping 66 inches, nice

Time To Pack The Bags

Well Beautiful Dreamer has done it, we are going to Ford Field to see the tourney!!! Should be a great time and its great to go to a beautiful stadium and at least see a product worth paying for.

Nice to see the Pistons beat the Suns last night. It is looking more and more obvious that the Shaq trade is a bust for the Suns and he is a shell of the former player known as "Big Diesel".

Now I would like to introduce you to probably one of the craziest people I have ever seen in my life. His name is New Jack. I was a big time wrestling fan growing up and loved the ECW more than WWF errrr WWE. New Jack is a crazy dude who will jump onto people from 30 to 50 feet up in the air. Check him out for yourself.



You may be concerned for that guy he just threw 50 feet to the ring, don't be he only broke his ankle. Now compare it to the injuries that New Jack suffered in the next video.



If you want to learn more about New Jack go to wikipedia and you'll find all you need to know about him. Also if you want to see something really crazy check this video out, its known as the Mass Transit Incident. Go to the 3:00 mark and then watch from there, if you can?

Now for the Macho Man be very macho and stupid at the same time



Alright thats enough of the wrestling vids for year. If you want more click here and they have a whole bunch of that crap for ya.

I will have some pretty good videos I've been saving for everyone tomorrow and on Thursday. I will also put up my predicitions on who will win the NCAA games this weekend, most of them are the best seeds because thats who I picked in my brackets of course, yeah its a douchebag way of chosing I know.

Get Your Tickets to Ford Field!

Like clockwork the NCAA tourney has lived up to the hype and provided upsets, buzzer beaters, and college atheletes crying on the hardwood once again. I hope your bracket are still doing well, still have my final 4 teams and thats it. I'm ready for the next round to start I really think it will be the most entertaining of all of all the rounds and all the matchups could go either way.

Lots of sports news over the weekend with the HUGE contract given to Cabrera. This is a great move by DD as usual and most experts see this contract as a bargain in the future years to come. I'm also really happy that this means the Tigers will be able to add another player to the Hall of Fame if he keeps on doing what he has done his entire career, hit lights out! Opening day is right around the corner and all Tigers fans should be excited to see what this team is capable of.

Also in news that is making the headlines across the nation today, the mayor of Detroit (Kwame) has been charged with plenty of felonies to earn his stripes behind bars. Listening to the radio and reading the papers here it seems everyone is more than happy this is taking place and he can't be found guilty fast enough. The mayor looks to finally be able to reach his goal as the ultimate hip-hop/rap mayor if found guilty. You know the street cred will go far in many other major cities becasue thats what most of them look for when voting for a person to run there city. I can't tell you how great it is that KK is being charged with these crimes and can only hope that the Detroit voters can learn from the mistake they made in giving him the keys to the city in future votes.

Now for a few vids that Beautiful Dreamer thought would help the next round of the tourney get here faster.

Kids love to be in the wrong place at the right time1

Funny kid basketball


This one looks like it hurt a bit

Volleyball


The worst is when you have already let your guard down

Funny Penalty Kick


Finally, after talking about players crying after losing in the tourney I had to post this priceless piece



NFL draft coming up soon so I know Beautiful Dreamer will have his two cents to say about it. We will both be picking who the Lions should pick, will take despite our endless pleads, and who the can't miss player in the draft will be.

How's Your Bracket Going?

Sorry about not updating the blog from day to day with new post but I've been really busy with school, work, and fillng out my brackets to win millions of dollars. As I type I'm watching Xaiver v. Purdue and hoping that my final four pick of Xavier can pull it out. I will be back on Monday with new vids and some talk about the upsets over the weekend. I'm also glad that Duke lost even though I had them picked to go one more round, I almost hate Duke fans as much as Red Sox fans, almost.

Have A Good Weekend

The Pistons are on tonight so the weekend will get off to a good start. There is also a ton of great NCAA games as teams try to make their way into the tourney. I already know that the winner of this years tourney will either be North Carolina or Kansas so you can thank me later. Go Stones!!!!

This guy probably has the most heart I've seen out of any reporter



I've had some teachers throughout my time and have heard about some others that were pretty harsh, but this guy takes the cake



Little tip here, scroll to about the 00:55 mark into the video then watch



This happened last year and is well worth visiting again



And now for some trash talking

Way To Use Your Face

I can only imagine what the internet would be like if it had been around for the last 100 years. Could you imagine all the videos I would be able to put up showing people just like these fools?

Probably the best video I've seen in awhile


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Imagine all the cool bike stunts that would be on youtube for the world to see!


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This one was titled how to lose your girlfriend




Finally here is a video of a mysterious gnome that is going aroung some foreign town at night. Its been all over the internet and I don't think its real. My cousin told me the Lions should sign him because he does have a wicked sid step move, check it out and see for yourself if Matt Millen should take on chance on him

It's Hump Day!!

Yeah I'll probably use that title again next Wednesday, I know it's pathetic. Here are a few vids today, I'll work on some sports rambling today and post it in the next few days. I figure today is as good as any for a laugh so here you go.

When are people going to learn not to stand behind horses?


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Sick of telemarketers calling your ass? Tom Mabe may be your hero



You can never go wrong messing with a friends computer especially when you set the volume to loud or put a porno on it and they go to a library and start it up





Here are some great prank calls to C-Span

Karma......

This story is classic



Haven't seen Roger Clemens new play he wrote?



You always have to post a clip when two reporters hate each other and it is caught on air


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It's Monday Time To Wakeup

This guy wasn't listening to me, I said time to wake up


Really Stupid Roof Jump Stunt - Watch more free videos

Just in case you missed J Max throwing it down last night



Remember when hockey fights were about 5 minutes long of Domi or Probert hitting each other with blow after blow that would knock out a regular peron? Yeah those days are over

I Will Pick The One Armed Dude

Here are some random thoughts about the recent moves since the opening of free agency in the NFL last week along with a few great videos that I try to post everyday.

Joey Harrington was finally waived by the Falcons. It’s so funny that he wanted to blame the Lions organization for his poor play, but two teams later they have both come to the same conclusion – This guy is a backup QB at best.

Cleveland has just signed Shaun Rodgers to a six year deal with 20 million guaranteed. Good luck with that. If I lived in Cleveland right now I would find out what Rodgers favorite food is and open a restaurant within a block from his house, opportunities people.

Asaunte Samuel has took the big pay day and gone to the Eagles who were also close (various sources) to signing Randy Moss. He says that he came to the eagles to cause he felt he had a better chance of winning a super bowl there than in New England. Just tell us the truth Asaunte, you wanted to get paid. Good for you, I would do the same but please spare us the cookie cutter quotes.

Donte Stallworth has signed on to be a Brown. I see him being a big addition to a team that has already locked up Jamal Lewis and Derek Anderson to new contracts. They also have two good play makers in Edwards and Winslow to boot. Watch out for the Browns next year as they are making good moves to not take a step backwards, despite what you think about Shaun Rodgers.

The Lions have made numerous signings of players that nobody has really ever heard of or any other teams seemed to go after. This is nothing new to Lions fans and hopefully a couple of these guys can get some playing time and help out, I would not hold my breath though.

Michael Turner has signed onto the Atlanta Falcons who then decided to part ways with Warrick Dunn. I think they will have a great running back tandem between Turner and Norwood come next year. Other than that Falcons fans will have a tough season with a another new coach at the helm from the disaster that was Patrieno.

NY Giant Players - There are many different players on the Championship Giants team that are cashing in on the Super Bowl victory, as they should. This team will look very different next year, but I'm sure they will find a way to surprise everyone again.

Dan Morgan decided to go to New Orleans instead of Detroit. Now I know its bad when players want to go their instead of coming to Detroit ugghhhhh.

Now for the vids.

This is a really funny video from Japan of course! Wait until about 1:30 into the video, IT'S WELL WORTH THE WAIT.


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This guy is a true inspiration to us all, and the player he steals the ball from should be benched.



They've even started to pimp out semis now. Must be Snoops


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This takes some talent and a lot of practice


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I'm Running Out Of Kleenex

I'm still crying tears of joy today after Brett Farve's historic press conference. So glad I will never see him beat down the Lions again, the Lions will still lose it just won't be by his doing. Here are a few videos to help you get through the day as well. Come tomorrow I will post my thoughts about free agency and all the moves. Other than that have a Terrific Tuesday!!

A streaker post is always a must, especially if they get owned in the process


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It was only a matter of hours after I posted videos of stupid drivers, that you knew a whole bunch of new ones would be on the net. Here is one of them


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The toys kids play with nowadays

Day Of Mourning For Packer Fans & John Madden

YEEESSSSS!!!! The Detroit Lion slayer that is Brett Favre has finally (as of right now) retired. I never was a big Favre fan mainly because being a Lions fan he gave me nightmares many of Sundays. I do respect him though and think he was a great qb (not the best in GB though, that goes to Bart Starr). Much of the dislike I have for Farve came in the recent years of his career when the media talked about what he did that day more than the game at hand as well as the constant screen shots and interviews of his wife that I just couldn't stand. The Packers should be happy today instead of sad. They had a great QB and were able to enjoy him for a long time. He also won't be able to hold them hostage during the next off-season while everyone waited for what jesus errrr Favre decided to do. Here is probably my favorite tribute video to the Great Favre!



Click here for another video about the great couple that is Favre/Madden

Here is a random video of Vince Vaughn back in the day playing some NHL '94'. What a classic that game was. Language is NSFW



Now click below to see the worst urinal every invented.


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If Matt Millen Was An Arsonist

This is what it would look like



Here is an old video of Travis Pastrana doing a parachute jump starting without a parachute



That guy is insane!

Here is one more video. Didn't feel like typing today which is probably better for everyone.

Next time you go to check out a new bed be careful



Be back with more vids and thoughts about the recent moves in the NFL.